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Smile with HUSBAND VS WIFE



Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?


It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


Wife:No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever


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Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.

Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you

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Wife:I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minuteI asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife:Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?


Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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