Smile with HUSBAND VS WIFE
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife:No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife:I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills.
Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you
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Wife:I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minuteI asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife:Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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