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Smile with HUSBAND VS WIFE
Smile with HUSBAND VS WIFE Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife:No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************ ********* ********* ********* Wife:I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. ************ ********* ********* ********* Doctor:Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleepingpills. Wife:When must I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you ************ ********* ********* ********* Wife:I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minuteI asked you to marry me. ************ ** ******* ********* ********* Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife:Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ************ ********* ********* ********* Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! ================================================== ======================= |
Wife:I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday ha ha ha ha So all the men traitors Thank you wael....I hope that you are not like them |
Loool Great jokes bro. I hope you post more and let's start "a man club" :P looking forward to read more of your jokes |
Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!! |
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